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29th July 2016

Plus 12 and cloudy when driving in.

Liz Humphrey and Sue Taylor were here third lot to see our latest Kim Bailey Racing Partnership horse Desaray. Michael Wilkes also called in to see his horses Milord and Un Ace.

Peter Kerr who runs all my partnerships was here to show them around.

We have just one runner today at Bangor.. Not a great place to get to on a friday? Anyway Ballyknock Lad returns to fences after his recent win over hurdles at Worcester. David Bass rides and for my thoughts on their chances please click here.

A joke from the Gym sent over by a regular gym user John Cootes...

A bodybuilder picks up a woman at a bar and takes her home with him.

He takes off his shirt and the woman says "What a great chest you have."

The bodybuilder tells her "That's 1000 lbs. of dynamite."

He takes off his pants and the woman says "What massive calves you have", the bodybuilder tells her "That's 1000 lbs. of dynamite".

He then takes off his underwear and the woman goes running and screaming out of the apartment.

The bodybuilder puts his clothes back on and chases after her.

He finally catches up to her and asks her why she ran out of the apartment.

The woman replies, "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw what a short fuse you have."