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28th august 2019
Plus 13 and dry when driving in.
David Bass and Tom Bellamy were in to ride out a couple of lots..
A big turn out of owners second lot to see their new KBRP horse Dumreagh..
John & Sue Stanley (also in Brandon Roc) Russell Field (also in Bandon Roc) David and Caroline Bayes, Brenda Minifie, Gina Waugh were all here.. Breakfast too..
Roger & Shirley Day were also here second lot to see their KBRP horse Mergeela
Gillian Clough was here third lot to see her KBRP horse Does He Know
John and Laura Garrett were also here third lot to see their KBRP horses Commodore Barry, The Bull Mccabe, Red River, Lord Apparelli, Pond Road, Adjourned and their Racing For Maggies horse Another Venture
Poor Maddie, my PA, was not in this morning..She awoke to find that she had been burgled..
Record prices at the Goffs yearling Sales yesterday.
The whip is in the news again.. this time from the Labour party.. Now we wait on the Greens...
Charlotte Watson added this email yesterday..
Hi Kim, I hope you have a brilliant season, And your Blog is also brilliant, It’s one of the first things I do in the morning... Keep up the good work ...
A man sees a sign outside a house: 'Talking Dog For Sale'....
He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden.
The man sees a very nice looking Black Labrador Retriever sitting there.
"Do you really talk?" He asks the dog.
"Yes!" The Labrador replies.
After recovering from the shock of hearing the dog talk, he man asks, "So, tell me your story!"
The Labrador looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the SAS. "In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one imagined that a dog would be eavesdropping.
I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years, but the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at Heathrow to do some undercover security work, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded several medals. I got married, had a few puppies, and now I've just retired!"
The man is amazed. He goes back into the house and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog.
"Ten quid!" The owner says.
"£10? But this dog is absolutely amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheaply?"
"Because he's a lying so and so... He's never been out of the garden!"