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6th June 2019
Plus 7 when driving in this morning and what a beautiful start to the day!
Blazon finished 4th last night at Kempton and as I mentioned yesterday, I am in no way qualified to give an opinion on how he performed other than the first four which finished were brown! I shall leave the roundup to Kim on his return.
No runnners today but hopefully the beautiful Cresswell Legend runs at Perth this weekend.
We have a new Owner of the Month with Louis Gill, owner of The Cotswold Film Company and has a share in winning mare Mergeela. Click here to have a read.
We had owners here yesterday who had come to look at their horses enjoying their summer holidays, Gillian Clough who has a share in Does He Know and John & Laura Garrett were here to see their horses Another Venture, Red River, Pond Road, Commodore Barry, Adjourned and Lord Apparelli.
I asked for some jokes in yesterdays blog, and there were quite a few sent through thank you. Some more PC than others, and all most certainly more acceptable than the one that David Bass provided me with!
Thank you Sarah Wild for this one......
Three men: one American, one Japanese and an Irishman were sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager," he said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile phone I have a microchip in my hand."
Paddy felt decidedly low-tech. So as not to be outdone, he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to toilet.
He returns with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his arse. The others raised their eyebrows. "Will you look at that," says Paddy, I'm getting a fax."