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7th June 2019
Plus 11 when driving in this morning, dry but I think we are going to be getting some much needed rain later.
Our five to follow competition is nearly coming to an end. It has been a close couple of weeks with the top two and I don't think we are going to know the winner until the day. Shirley Day has Mergeela in her selection who has entries so a win from her would seal the win for Shirley!
No runners from us today and with Matt on holiday and Kim making his way back from Ibiza it will be myself and Sandie holding the fort today.
I am already beginning to put together our Horses in Training brochure for the upcoming season. We have some great advertising opportunities, so if you would like to take an advert we offer some great exposure; Overall distribution of 680 copies, Access to an engaged and relevant ABC1 audience, Association with one of Britain’s most cherished sports, Website exposure to well over a 1000 daily blog visitors, Content shared across all social media channels!
As I am on a sales role today, we do still have some shares available in the fantastic new gelding Shinobi. This good looking son of Iffraaj, the sire of Champion horse Ribchester and our very own top class Peterborough Chase winner Charbel. (who is still one of the few horses to give the mighty Altior a run for his money).
Shinobi’s pedigree gets even better on the dams side, being from the same family as 3 times champion stayer and champion national hunt sire Kayf Tara. Shinobi is also related to champion Irish horse Opera House and champion filly Necklace.
Don’t miss out on this incredible opportunity to be involved in such a well bred horse, call Peter Kerr now on 07901 763643 or email firstname.lastname@example.org
Sales pitches over, my final joke of the week, courtesy of Sarah Wild.....
A couple had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love, the husband always insisted on switching off the lights.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she suddenly turned on the lights.
She looked down ... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a "real one".
She went completely ballistic. "You impotent ******," she screamed at him,"how could you be lying to me all of these years? You'd better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
"I'll explain the toy... You explain the kids!"
Have a great weekend everyone!