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29th July 2019

Plus 11 and dry when driving in.. bizarrely we had no rain yesteday..

Racing flat racings superstar Enable won her race at Ascot on Saturday.

The papers will have told you that when you looked at the results.

What that result would not tell you, unless you read a paper that gives you a written a report on the race.. It was the race of the decade, the century or ever. An epic duel from two brilliant racechorses

We have been talking about the Grundy/Bustino race of 1975 since that great race, but Saturday's King George was as just better.. Tough, brilliant, well trained, well ridden.

Archie’s racing pony arrived, plus entourage, which included his granny (who making her Uttoxeter debut) only for racing to be abandoned due to over 35mm of rain..A long day for nothing?

The two festival G's start this week.. Galway and Goodwood

Monday morning .. David Bass in.

Archie away at PC all week..

Summer jokes.. an old one but always worth a laugh..

A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a family nude beach.

As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger than his mother's, so he goes back to ask her why.

She tells her son, 'The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is.'

The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger things than his dad does.

She replies, 'The bigger they are, the dumber the man is'

Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to play.

Shortly thereafter, the boy returns and promptly tells his mother: 'Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets.