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0 degrees and frost on my windscreen when driving in.

I suppose it was predictable that we did not run Station Master yesterday at Worcester..

One must not forget that a good ground description does not mean good when the ground description is applied to summer jumping racecourses. The are two types of good ground according to clerks of the course.. good and good!. Summer and winter good.

I walked Worcester and soon found that it was fast ground in places yesterday; we were hoping to run a winter horse. Summer good verses winter good ..

It would have been so much easier for all if the word good to firm had come into their description..

I was informed before leaving here that there was no such thing, and their ground was as described..My fault I should have realised that good does not mean good..

Perhaps there was a blessing as the M40 was closed yesterday and the traffic was horrendous getting to Worcester. John and Penny Perriss might well have missed Penny’s horse run, due to gridlocked roads if we had wanted to partake .

The good news is that we have a sound horse this morning and one who, when we have the winter good ground, will run.

David Bass and Tom Bellamy were in this morning and again many worked.

This mornings guests from CD Tours this morning were John and son Chris Chaddock, Roy Dixon, Sue Parsons and Darren Forskitt.. I hope they enjoyed..

Lorraine Jarman was here second lot to see her Imperial Racing’s Imperial Aura.

Andy and Ali Sulin were here third lot to see their horse Aliandy.

Last nights McCoys awards dinner at Cheltenham apparently was a fun night.. Mat looking worse for wear this morning having been a guest of one of the sponsors and our yad sponsor Dodson and Horrell.. We had Archie at home.

We have two runners at Market Rasen.

Guy Disney returns to the saddle to ride Gallery Exhibition, while David Bass rides Fubar in the bumper...For my thoughts on their chances please click here.

A man and a woman are seated next to each other on a flight.

They start eyeing each other, and both realize they want to do the same thing.

He slips a condom out of his pocket, and she looks delighted.

Rear toilet he suggests.

Five minutes, she agrees and goes off.

He waits five minutes, then goes and slips in there with her.

Right, get that condom on, she says. Soon, they are both sighing with pleasure.

But a sharp eyed stewardess has noticed them, and realized what they are up to.

So, she humiliates them by making an announcement over the PA system.

"To the lady and gentleman in the rear toilet, we know what you are doing, and it is expressly forbidden by airline regulations.
Now, please put those cigarettes out and take the condom off the smoke detector."

I bet you were thinking something else, I worry about you sometimes.

Have agreat weekend and see you Monday and enjoy the Ryder Cup...