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Plus 13 and dry when driving in. Plus 13 on December 1st?!!

Jason Maguire and Tom Bellamy jumped and worked DidntItellya and Cracked Rear View while we also worked Sonneofpresenting and Laval Noir.

Graham Potts our vet was in for his weekly visit.

This weeks movers and shakers in the handicap charts are......

Taras Rainbow down 2 to 88, Twelve Roses down 2 to 140,  Silver Eagle down 8 to 112, Gallery Exhibition up 7 to 139, By The Boadwalk down 3 to 128, Ballyknock Lad down 2 to 118, Charbel enters at 132, and finally Didntitellya enters over fences at 120 and over hurdles at 110.

December is a new month and today we start highlighting Richard Sheppard as our 'Owner of the Month'..

Richard Sheppard has shares in KBRP's Un Ace and Mor Brook. Richard enjoys giving his thoughts and views over a drink... especially to his trainer!

Mentioning December and yes today is the first day of December and apparently all minds are now focused on Christmas?

The recently retired jockey Ed Cookson has ventured in to a new business.  Ed, who is currently studying to be a farmer at the RAU and riding out here, has started selling Christmas Trees in his spare time.. Ed tells me they are the finest money can; they are sold with a smile and possibly a drink.

Please click here to see what Ed is up to.. You really will be impressed.. place those orders asap as they are going fast?

We have two runners today at Southwell..

Nam Hai and Boolavard King run in the same race.. Never ideal.. For my thoughts on their respective chances please click here..

LEXOPHILIA - WHO ON EARTH DREAMS THESE UP?

A lexophile of course!

How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.

Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!

A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.

I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.