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Plus 10 and dry when driving in.

You have to feel sorry for Sulekha Varma Aintree’s clerk of the Course.. The weather forecast has changed so many times she must be like a nodding donkey with her watering system.. in out in out!!

We took two youngsters away for an outing. Artic Saint and Tregele.

This weeks movers and shakers in the BHA handicap charts were..Bobhopeornohope up 5 to 140 and Shantou Express up 3 to 128..Disappointing that Bob goes up that much for finishing second!

Keith and Liz Ellis and Debbie Steel were in the Cotswolds for the day.... First stop was with Jason Maguire to see the Ellis's homebred baby Behindtheveil and then here to see their other homebred in Thruthelookinglass.... Lunch followed..

We have one runner today at Southwell.. Inca Rose heads there and for my thoughts please click here.

The questions were often harder than from the adults.

Mary Whitehouse, the broadcasting standards campaigner, grew tetchy with one teenager who said:

“My parents tell me my hormones are raging and I think about sex three or four times an hour.

You’re 76 and seem to think about sex from the moment you get up until you go to bed. Which of us has the problem?”

Wife.. Shall we try different positions tonight?

Husband.. Excellent idea!

Wife.. Ok.. You stand at the sink and wash the dishes and I'll be on the sofa and watching TV..