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Thursday is our easy day and that suits as our all weather gallop is out of action today as it is having its annual maintenance turn over from installers Andrews Bowen..

A visit to Martin Jones to see a couple of youngsters yesterday afternoon..

Top end prices huge again in Book 1 at Newmarket..

Doped... The book landed on my desk with no note.. Just found out that Paul Kellar sent it so me.. It is meant to be a brilliant read ... you will have to read through to page 219 to see why Paul sent it to me..

Karen Masters called in to see her two KBRS horses Does He Know and Isle Of Gold.

We have one runner today at Warwick... It should be Exeter but that has been abandonned due to hard ground and the meeting has been re routed. Anyway we might have prefered Exeter but Gerard Mentor runs now at Warwick and for my thoughts please click here.

It has been a better week for the pound, but that did not stop John Battershall sending this one over..Not sure who Nick is?

Nick, a recently retired British tourist on his first visit to California finds the red light district and enters a large brothel. The madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain him.

They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she gasps and runs away! Seeing this, the madam sends over a more experienced lady to entertain the gentleman.

They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear, and she too screams, "No!" and walks quickly away.

The madam is surprised that this ordinary looking man has asked for something so outrageous that her two girls will have nothing to do with him. She decides that only her most experienced lady, Lola, will do. Lola has never said no, and it's not likely anything would surprise her. So the madam sends her over to Nick's. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she screams, "NO WAY, BUDDY!" and smacks him as hard as she can and leaves.

Madam is by now absolutely intrigued, having seen nothing like this in all her years of operating a brothel. She hasn't done the bedroom work herself for a long time, but she's sure she has said yes to everything a man could possibly ask for. She just has to find out what this man wants that has made her girls so angry. Besides she sees a chance to teach her employees a lesson.

So she goes over to Nick and says that she's the best in the house and is available. She sits and talks with him. They frolic, giggle, drink and then she sits in his lap.

Nick leans forwards and whispers in her ear, "Can I pay in Pounds?"